ToPSOiL Online is the official “unofficial” parody site of the 1999 Ms. UV Nurse (thanks, Sprang) competition. Look out for interviews on public sentiment, your personal comments and feelings about the competition and us hosting it, the latest developments, then join us here on the night of the pageant for blows by blows commentary of […]
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Official Parody Site of 1999 Ms. UV Nurse Competition
Return of the White Reggae (Voodoo in the Cuckoo by Jaundis I)
Last year was a truly great year for alternative sounds. No, not alternative music, alternative sounds… Let me explain, alternative music as a genre has died. In its place is an amalgam of diverse sounds, so well put together you wonder why someone hadn’t thought of it before (or maybe they did and this the […]
Recipe for a Fig Oil Republic
Ingredients: 1 Reasonable Size Republic 1 (step)Father of Nation/ 1 Perpetual Opposition Leader cum Prime Minister (These Ingredients interchangeable) 1 Political Party/fete, Wannabe opposition 1 Handful of ungrateful illiterate black people from Laventille 1 Tall and dark person to identify them 1 Cane Belt 1 Two Seat Powerbase (step)Sister Island Backbiting, conspiracy and mauvais langue […]
Issue 1 – keifel a agostini
write me something nice, she says, smiling o.k. i love you is it enough? something sexy you say? well… why don’t i show you instead? let my lips touch yours my hands caress your body and my lips & tongue follow suit. can these simple words compare to the touch of my hot, wet, eager […]