Official Parody Site of 1999 Ms. UV Nurse Competition

ToPSOiL Online is the official “unofficial” parody site of the 1999 Ms. UV Nurse (thanks, Sprang) competition.
Look out for interviews on public sentiment, your personal comments and feelings about the competition and us hosting it, the latest developments, then join us here on the night of the pageant for blows by blows commentary of who fall down, who look bad and who completely embarrass the country and this will be all brought to you by our kind sponsors:

BustUP –
Proud manufacturer of Silicon implants, providing bigger bustlines to contestants since 19 oh long.

Dr. Nipantuck –
performing appearance “enhancing” surgery to anyone who’s willing (and can afford it). We accept cash, charge or kind.

Sparkles the Bob-Tailed Horse –
Through whose great sacrifice many women can look as though the have a horse tail on their head.