ToPSOiL Online is the official “unofficial” parody site of the 1999 Ms. UV Nurse (thanks, Sprang) competition. Look out for interviews on public sentiment, your personal comments and feelings about the competition and us hosting it, the latest developments, then join us here on the night of the pageant for blows by blows commentary of […]
Category: Satire
Official Parody Site of 1999 Ms. UV Nurse Competition
Today or Maybe Tomorrow
Mrs. Smith awoke at six a.m. sharp. She had been doing so for the past sixteen years. She always followed the same pattern. She did it so well. First she would stand and stretch, then she would take a half empty glass of vodka, that she would place earlier that evening near her bed, and […]
Bush Olympics
In the lofty tradition of the Olympic Games, we at TOPSOiL are proud to be associated with the presentation of The Games of the First Bush Olympiad. These games are the product of the brave and tireless efforts of the Baron Pierre de Coubertain’s third cousin on his mothers side, Melwyn ‘Spranger’ de Coubertain. After […]
Reviews
Girl 16 After a merciless coffee binge, Andreas (Antonio Banderas) spends a fitful night, tossing and turning, having countless nightmares about his checkered past. He awakes with a start, sweat beading on his face and naked chest, but with one thing fixed on his mind: “Girl… 16… I … must… play… that… mark.” He slumps […]
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Never Talk to Strainers (Rebecca DeMornay, Julio Iglesias, Audie Murphy) When a jaded juice-factory worker named Peg (Rebecca DeMornay) meets Timmy, a mechanic with a past, sparkplugs fly. They fall in love but Timmy canÕt forget the bad fruit he got from a juice factory worker in the past. Their blossoming relationship is further jeopardised […]