RECIPE FOR A… The regularly scheduled feature will be pre-empted for this month only. In its place would be this equally entertaining instruction manual. A PHONE SEX PRIMER Get comfortable, preferably with a hands free phone…you and your partner should relax with casual conversation; pets, current affairs…politics and religion should be avoided at all costs. […]
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Recipe for a Kangaroo Court (Judicus Austrailianius)
Ingredients: 1 sensational case that grips national interest 1 out of the way courthouse 1 hodgepodge judicial system A handful of fanatical/die hard militant type security. 1 egotistical smooth talking wannabe dictator sidekick A.G. 1 suitably vague constitution 1 puppet government 1.5 million Sunday-could-fall-on -a-Monday-I-don’t-give-ah-damn-we-go-vote-them-out-next-time-around population. 1 first past the post electoral system. 1 well-monied, […]
Recipe for a Road March
Ingredients: 1 fist-sized bundle of cheap bandanas 4 dotish taglines A pinch of overweight dancergirl 1 pitcher of white rum 1 case of extra-strength local beer A bunch of unimaginative local soca singers (Foreign-based soca signers according to taste.) Five pairs of dirty short pants One slightly out of time Chinese dry cleaner/radio host 1 […]
Recipe for a Fig Oil Republic
Ingredients: 1 Reasonable Size Republic 1 (step)Father of Nation/ 1 Perpetual Opposition Leader cum Prime Minister (These Ingredients interchangeable) 1 Political Party/fete, Wannabe opposition 1 Handful of ungrateful illiterate black people from Laventille 1 Tall and dark person to identify them 1 Cane Belt 1 Two Seat Powerbase (step)Sister Island Backbiting, conspiracy and mauvais langue […]